- what i actually said: i forgot
- what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.
do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to
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“Did you finish your homework?”
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pizza something: I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU
BUT IM FEELIN...
+I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU
BUT IM FEELIN TWENTY-TWOOOOOOOOO…
in 47 years it’ll be the 60s again
(Source: sassygaymccartney, via theinvadersmustdie)
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people say they are worried about their daughter getting pregnant
but never say they are worried about their son getting someone pregnant
says a lot
(Source: african-fairy, via theinvadersmustdie)
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